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Here are some of the shortened diary entrees I might use for the shirts...what do you think?

4/30/07
I never broke a bone in my body. My body is a miracle.
4/18/07
Today someone stole my empty, old fanny pack that was attached to my bicycle.
3/14/07
I finally found my collection of my baby teeth.
3/9/07
Rainbows and unicorns are beautiful.
3/2/07
I am having a hip pack and sweats party today because it is my birthday.
2/24/07
Karaoke is the only material possession I could never live without.
2/8/07
I will spend the rest of my life missing you.
1/30/07
I convince myself that the things I wish would happen will happen.
1/16/07
I have an inflatable castle, costumes and a karaoke machine in my basement.
1/8/07
I stepped on my fish by accident, but he survived it.